do I focus on the long arm or shit yourself
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Male problems: When you wrap a towel around yourself, you don’t have breasts to keep it up
you can keep the towel up by thinking of breasts
if i were a bird, you’d be the first person I’d shit on.
I don’t hate school because “i’m a teenager” no i hate it because who the fuck wants to wake up at 6 in the morning and go to a place where all you feel is stupid and judged. yeah no one ok
it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks